Mr. Toad Straight to HELL Vintage Unisex Tee

"Come along! Hop up here! We'll go for a jolly ride! The open Road! The dusty Highway! come! I'll show you the world! Travel! Change! Excitement! Ha ha ha!"

-J. Thaddeus Toad

There has been no other shirt more suitable for ripping around and through town in a motor car than this 100% high end cotton Tee. Its vintage, faded look, will even suit you well as you make your main appearances in the court of law, prior to your escape and untimely demise. Once you arrive in Hell, you'll be the best dressed motor maniac around.

Thank you that is all!