RRR! (Rides, Rum & Redheads!) - White Print

Arrrr Matey! The 3 essential RRR's for any pirate. Rides! Rum! & Redheads!

Don't let modern society be foolin' yer. Wenches were brides, the rides got you wet, and the rum... Well, the rum is self explanatory.

Any deckhand worth his weight in cargo knows that ye be sailin the seas with some sensitive land lubbers when in the parks. Wearin this garb can be a way of sharin' how ye really feel, deep down in your weasley black guts. IYKYK

Sit closer together, and keep yer ruddy hands inboard.